Regular readers of ShazzerSpeak know that my Significant Other is not always thrilled by the fact that I write so regularly about our lives on the internet for 7 or 8 people all the world to see. Dr. Darling is a very private person on top of being pretty typically Swedish, which means her preferred mode of operation is "invisible".
For instance, she wants to know why I haven't written about an incident that happened the other night in which I shattered the silence of an empty street with a really loud fart just as a bicyclist was passing us in the other direction. She was mortified that I would let one fly so freely in public, but it's not like we knew the cyclist or will ever see that person again. My belly felt better and we both got a good laugh out of it...what's the big deal?