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From the cunning linguists at The Onion:
posted Wednesday, 5 March 2008
“A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle.”
Idiom shortage leaves nation all sewed up in horse pies
I don't know about you, but I just HATE it when I’m left “six winks short of an icicle”!
