Speaking of The Onion..."America's Finest News Source" has recently launched a video network that's pretty slick. This panel discussion involves a proposal for dealing with U.S. troop shortages. The debate over who would make better soldiers, Civil War re-enactors or Dungeons & Dragons players, is especially funny. (Or maybe I just think that because I've dated both.)
In any case, I've GOT to figure out how to get hired by these people!